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Cats Like To Snuggle In Warm Places

 

A UK, Norfolk haulage firm has a colony of cats. The moggies liked to snuggle up against the warm tyres of the returning lorries and frequently sustained crushed paws or tails if the vehicles moved.

An arrangement with the local vet meant that drivers could whisk an injured cat to the local vets.

When one driver duly reported an accident, the boss asked if he had taken "Fang" to the vets".

"Oh yes, but the vet wasn't in", the driver replied "So I slipped him under the door with a note".

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