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Cell Mates

 

The stockbroker was nervous about being in prison because his cellmate looked like a real thug.

"Don't worry", the gruff looking fellow said, "I'm in here for a white-collar crime too".

"Well, that's a relief" sighed the stockbroker. "I was sent to prison for fraud and insider trading".

"Oh, nothing fancy like that for me" qualified the convict. "I just killed a couple of Priests".

Quotes for Today:

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.
 


A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
Doug Linder 


A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
George Bernard Shaw 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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