Charles Playing Golf

Saturday 18th January 2020 - 08:27:09

Charles stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed.

Generally, he was driving his golf partner nuts. Finally he says, "What the hell is taking so long? Hit the ball"!!!

Charles answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot".

His golf partner ponders this for a moment and then replies, "Forget it dude, you don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here"!

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