Tuesday 11th December 2018 - 00:14:55 

Chat Up Line Overheard In A Bar

 

Him: "I woke up with a hard-on this morning, and it had your name written all over it."

Her: "I'm sure my name is far too long to fit the whole thing on your dick."

Him: "Oh, yeah? What's your name?"

Her: "Lu."

Quotes for Today:

Pay Your Taxes With A Smile - I tried ... but the lady said, 'Cash Only'
 


People There are three kinds of people: Those who make things happen, Those who watch things happen, and Those who don't know what the hell is happening!
 


Perfection is an ongoing process. There is only one constant: - change!
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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