Saturday 18th August 2018 - 22:51:56 

Cheap Skate Buying Perfume For His Wife

 

After being away on business for a week before the Christmas Holiday, Bob thought it would be nice to bring his wife a gift.

"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics woman at the Department Store. So, she showed him a bottle of $50 perfume.

"That's a bit much," said Bob. The woman then returned with a smaller bottle costing $30.

Bob complained, "That’s still a lot of money."

Growing disgusted, the woman brought out her smallest little bottle of $15 perfume.

Bob grew even more restless and replied, "No no… What I mean is I'd like to see something really cheap!"

So the clerk handed him a mirror!!

Quotes for Today:

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief.” ~
William Shakespeare, Othello 


The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
George Bernard Shaw, Irish literary critic, playwright and essayist (1856-1950)  


The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion.
Gilbert Chesterton (1874-1936) 

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