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Cheating Patient


A man is trying to avoid doctor's fee after having an eye surgery.

When the doctor asks, "how do you feel, can you see clearly?" the man replies, "doc. i can't see a thing."

Doctor thinks for a while, then gestures a nurse to come in and undress in front of the man.

The man again replies he can't see a thing when the doctor asked him yet once again if he can see anything?

The doctor motions the nurse to spread her legs and then asks the man, "Do you see anything now?"

The man shakes his head and gives a firm reply, "No doctor, i can see nothing."

Doctor gives the man a tight bird (slap) on the head and exclaims, "If you can't see a thing, why are you getting an erection?"

Quotes for Today:

Women will never be equal to men Until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

You can't get there from here.

Your failure to plan ahead does not make it my emergency!

This can save your bacon


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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