Cheesy Instrument
A husband and wife were browsing in a crafts store when the husband noticed a display of country-style musical instruments.
After looking over the flutes, dulcimers and recorders, the husband picked up a shiny, one-stringed instrument he took to be a mouth harp. He put it to his lips and, much to the amusement of other shoppers, twanged a few notes on it.
After watching from a distance, his wife came up and whispered in his ear, "I hate to tell you this, honey, but you're trying to play a cheese slicer".
After looking over the flutes, dulcimers and recorders, the husband picked up a shiny, one-stringed instrument he took to be a mouth harp. He put it to his lips and, much to the amusement of other shoppers, twanged a few notes on it.
After watching from a distance, his wife came up and whispered in his ear, "I hate to tell you this, honey, but you're trying to play a cheese slicer".