Childbirth For The Elderly
'May I see the new baby' I asked?
'Not yet', she said. 'I'll make coffee and we can talk for a while first'.
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now'?
'No, not yet', she said.
After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now'?
'No, not yet', replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby'?
'When she cries', she told me!!!
'When she cries', I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he cries'?
'Because I forgot where I left her, OK'?!!!