Tuesday 11th May 2021 - 09:23:58 

Childbirth For The Elderly


With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby' I asked?

'Not yet', she said. 'I'll make coffee and we can talk for a while first'.

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now'?

'No, not yet', she said.

After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now'?

'No, not yet', replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby'?

'When she cries', she told me!!!

'When she cries', I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he cries'?

'Because I forgot where I left her, OK'?!!!

Quotes for Today:

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein 

Opportunity comes but does not linger.
Nepalese proverb 

Pay Your Taxes With A Smile - I tried ... but the lady said, 'Cash Only'

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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