Childbirth For The Elderly

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby' I asked?

'Not yet', she said. 'I'll make coffee and we can talk for a while first'.

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now'?

'No, not yet', she said.

After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now'?

'No, not yet', replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby'?

'When she cries', she told me!!!

'When she cries', I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he cries'?

'Because I forgot where I left her, OK'?!!!