Tuesday 18th December 2018 - 17:25:25 

Chocolate Warning And A Chocolate Wish

 

chocolate makes your clothes shrink
chocolate cake is only for weddings so I want to get married everyday

This can save your bacon
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Quotes for Today:

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)  


It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
William Blake (1757-1827) 


It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
 





The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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