Chuck Norris Update 001

Tuesday 6th June 2023 - 16:24:29

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone

Chuck Norris is so cool he lost his virginity before his Dad

Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result...

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Quotes for Today:: I have recently realised that there is a case of 'You can take the Farang out of Sukhumvit, but you can't take Sukhumvit out of the Farang'; I intend to live forever. So far, so good ! :-); I keep my spammed links as test subjects for my security studies.

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once! So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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