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Comatose Grandma Sitter

 

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This can save your bacon
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Quotes for Today:

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers.
 


Computer Science: solving today's problems tomorrow.
 


Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
Oscar Wilde 


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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