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Complaints From Animals

 

It seems that God received a delegation of animals complaining of their lot in life.

There was an elephant, a giraffe, and a hen.

The elephant complained, "Lord, I HATE THIS TRUNK YOU have given me. It gets in the way, and makes me look like a fool"!

The Lord said, "Don't complain. It lets you pick up food, drink water, etc. without getting wet"!

Next the giraffe complained, "Lord, I HATE THIS LONG NECK! It makes me top heavy, I get terrible neck pains, and people laugh at me"!

The Lord said, "Don't complain. It lets you pick the best fruit and leaves from the high branches, and allows you to see a distance".

The hen spoke up, "Lord, I don't want to complain..... but either let me have a bigger arse or smaller eggs".

Quotes for Today:

Keep smiling - it makes people wonder what you’ve been up to.” ~
Author Unknown 


Life deals you a hand, play it the best you can. If you cant win with whats been given, you've gotta bluff it!
 


Life is a comedy to those who think, and a tragedy for those who feel.
 


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This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

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