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Tuesday 1st June 2021 - 21:19:36 

Compliments That Get Surprising Results

 

Wife to husband: "How would you describe me"?

"You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

"What does that mean"?

"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot".

"Oh, that's so lovely! But what about I, J and K"?

"I'm Just Kidding".


Services are on Tuesday and the burial is Wednesday.

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Quotes for Today:

I sometimes wonder why I drink; I think that it's because I think.
 


I still really miss my ex but my aim is getting better
 


I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Thomas Watson (1874-1956), Chairman of IBM, 1943 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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