Computer Password Issues
Setting your password:
Tech Support: Sorry that password has expired- you must register a new one.
Me: Did someone discover that password and hack my computer?
Tech Support: No, but your password has expired- you must get a new one.
Me: Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working pretty good?
Tech Support: Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.
Me: Can I use the old one and just re-register it?
Tech Support: No, you must get a new one.
Me: I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.
Tech Support: Sorry, you must get a new one.
Me: OK, roses
Tech Support: Sorry you must use more letters.
Me: OK, pretty roses
Tech Support: No good, you must use at least one numerical character.
Me: OK, 1 pretty rose
Tech Support: Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.
Me: OK, 1prettyrose
Tech Support: Sorry, you must use additional characters.
Me: OK, 1fuckingprettyrose
Tech Support: Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter.
Me: OK, 1FUCKINGprettyrose
Tech Support: Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.
Me: OK, 1Fuckingprettyrose
Tech Support: Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters.
Me: OK, 1FUCKINGprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow
Tech Support: Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used
Tech Support: Sorry that password has expired- you must register a new one.
Me: Did someone discover that password and hack my computer?
Tech Support: No, but your password has expired- you must get a new one.
Me: Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working pretty good?
Tech Support: Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.
Me: Can I use the old one and just re-register it?
Tech Support: No, you must get a new one.
Me: I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.
Tech Support: Sorry, you must get a new one.
Me: OK, roses
Tech Support: Sorry you must use more letters.
Me: OK, pretty roses
Tech Support: No good, you must use at least one numerical character.
Me: OK, 1 pretty rose
Tech Support: Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.
Me: OK, 1prettyrose
Tech Support: Sorry, you must use additional characters.
Me: OK, 1fuckingprettyrose
Tech Support: Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter.
Me: OK, 1FUCKINGprettyrose
Tech Support: Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.
Me: OK, 1Fuckingprettyrose
Tech Support: Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters.
Me: OK, 1FUCKINGprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow
Tech Support: Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used