Wednesday 19th September 2018 - 00:41:05 

Cost Of Cosmetic Surgery

 

I've started saving up for my wife's second boob job.
She looks bloody ridiculous with one massive boob.



Doctor: I'm sorry, but you're just too ugly for plastic surgery. I suggest wearing a plastic bag over your head.
Patient: Um don't you mean a paper bag...?
Doctor: Maybe I didn't emphasize how ugly you are...



Man: I'm sure that woman has had a face lift.
Buddy: How can you tell?
Man: Every time she crosses her legs her mouth snaps shut.



She's had her face lifted so often, when she raises her eyebrows her socks lift up.



Patient: Doctor, after my breast enhancement will the scars show?
Doctor: Well, that’s rather up to you.



She got her looks from her father – he’s a plastic surgeon.
Groucho Marx



I don’t know anything about cosmetic surgery but a good rule of thumb is, it’s time to stop when you look permanently frightened.



A plastic surgeon is asked if he’s ever been asked to do anything unusual.
"No", replies the surgeon. "But I have raised a few eyebrows...


My wife went to have a face-lift last week, but when they saw what was under it they dropped it again


Get Yours Now :)
Cost of cosmetic surgery
Only 30 Thai Baht to the US dollar :)




This can save your bacon
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Quotes for Today:

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Albert Einstein 


Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
 


Remember, people move in the direction of praise, while criticism usually doesn't produce much movement at all, except away from the critic.
 





The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

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Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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