Crap Joke Central - 003
call to pay my bills? And, if they do, why don't you let them?
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can
be in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.
My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations.
I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.
My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the
195 lbs. I've gained.
I'm getting kind of tired always slowly raising my hand when someone asks,
"Who does something like that?"
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. do they just
give you a bra and say, "here fill this out"..?
Four-time NASCAR Sprint Cup champion Jeff Gordon announced that this will be
his final season of racing. You could tell it was time for him to retire
during his last race when he had his blinker on the whole time.
The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "What's wrong?" is
inversely proportional to the severity of the storm that's coming.
Denny's has a slogan, 'If it's your birthday, the meal is on us.' .....If
you're in Denny's and it's your birthday... your life sucks!
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank you" is all I need.....not
all this, "how did you get in my house" business!
The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today....Pretty sure she's going
to get me something.
On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week; whereas
a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. ...This is
upsetting news to me............ I had no idea I was Japanese.
I can't understand why women are okay with JC Penny's older women's line of
clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."
I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of