Saturday 1st April 2023 - 20:33:47 

Crap Joke Central - Update 2013-04-21


Where do German farmers keep their tractors?
Auto barn

A hunter walking through the jungle was surprised to find a pigmy standing beside a very large dead lion. Amazed, he asked,'Did you kill that'?

The pigmy answered,'Yes'.

The hunter then asked,'How could a little bloke like you kill a huge beast like that'?

Said the pigmy,'I killed it with my club'.

The astonished hunter asked,'How big is your club'?

The pigmy replied,'There's about 100 of us'.

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way

China has the worlds largest population. It is not because their men are extra horny, or be ause their women are extra sexy...

they have the largest population because their condoms are made in China.

Paddy O'Murphy's wife gave birth to twins and he demanded to know who the other man was...

South Africa Rhinos Under Threat From Poaching - try frying them instead :0)

Sad news today, a man has died at a chocolate factory after hundreds of boxes fell on him.
He tried in vain to save himself but when he shouted "the Milky Bars are on me", everyone just cheered :)

Quotes for Today:

We work to become, not to acquire.
Elbert Hubbard 

What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I'd realized it sooner.

When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.
Herman Hesse  

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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