Crap Joke Central - Update 2013-04-21
A hunter walking through the jungle was surprised to find a pigmy standing beside a very large dead lion. Amazed, he asked,'Did you kill that'?
The pigmy answered,'Yes'.
The hunter then asked,'How could a little bloke like you kill a huge beast like that'?
Said the pigmy,'I killed it with my club'.
The astonished hunter asked,'How big is your club'?
The pigmy replied,'There's about 100 of us'.
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way
China has the worlds largest population. It is not because their men are extra horny, or be ause their women are extra sexy...
they have the largest population because their condoms are made in China.
Paddy O'Murphy's wife gave birth to twins and he demanded to know who the other man was...
South Africa Rhinos Under Threat From Poaching - try frying them instead :0)
Sad news today, a man has died at a chocolate factory after hundreds of boxes fell on him.
He tried in vain to save himself but when he shouted "the Milky Bars are on me", everyone just cheered :)