Thursday 20th September 2018 - 08:10:46 

Crocodile Tears

 


Crocodile tears
It was the court hearing today
for our divorce.
She cried and the judge
wiped away her tears
with my cheque book.

This can save your bacon
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Quotes for Today:

Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a time!
 


Software is like SEX it’s better when it’s FREE
Linus Torvald 


Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
 





The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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