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Culling The Coyotes

 

A few years ago, the Sierra Club and the United States Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population.

It seemed that, after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predators, the tree-huggers had a "more humane" solution. What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, the males castrated, then let loose again...and thus the population would be controlled. This was ACTUALLY proposed to the Wyoming Wool and Sheep Grower's association by Sierra Club and USFS.

Well, all the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes. Finally, an old boy in the back stood up, kicked his hat back and said, "Son, I don't think you understand the problem." These coyotes ain't fuckin' our sheep....they're eatin' 'em".

Quotes for Today:

Remember, people move in the direction of praise, while criticism usually doesn't produce much movement at all, except away from the critic.
 


Search for the positive and you shall find it. Search for the negative and you shall find it. You will always find and often become what you are searching for.
 


Seasonal Greetings
 


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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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