Saturday 25th September 2021 - 19:22:20 

Dave’s Mother-in-law Problem


Dave was in a bar looking very dejected. His friend, Harry, walked over and asked, "What's wrong"?

"It's my mother-in-law", Dave replied, while shaking his head sadly. "I have a real problem with her".

"Cheer up", Harry said. "Everyone has problems with their mother-in-law".

"Yeah," Dave answered. "But not everybody gets theirs' pregnant".

Quotes for Today:

Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!
Will Rogers 

Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
A. L. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)  

Discipline is remembering what you want.
David Campbell 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

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