Monday 16th July 2018 - 21:04:25 

Dead Penguins

 

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go?


Wonder no more!


It is a known fact that the penguin is a ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.


The penguin is committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.


If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.


The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:


"Freeze a jolly good fellow".
"Freeze a jolly good fellow".
"Freeze a jolly good fellow".


Then they all kick him in the ice hole.

Quotes for Today:

Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: 'Buy one dog, get one flea...'
 


Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together; that at length they may emerge, full-formed and majestic, into the delights of life, which they are thenceforth to rule.
Thomas Carlyle 


Sincerity is everything. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
George Burns  

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