Definitions Conflict

Tuesday 23rd July 2019 - 11:58:59

Jennifer's girlfriend was relating, "Well after over a half hour of pretty heavy making out, I asked him, "Are you ready for some oral sex now'"?

Angela commented, "Oh wow, I bet he jumped at that suggestion"?

Jennifer replied and said "Yeah he did, but he damn nearly fell off the couch when I said, 'Good! ... then you can go home and call me"!

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