Wednesday 8th March 2023 - 18:19:30 

Difference Between The Sexes


The evening according to her.
He was in an odd mood when I got to the pub. I thought it might have been because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything about it. The conversation was quite slow-going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no, but I wasn't really sure. So anyway, in the cab on the way back to his house, I said that I loved him and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the hel_l that meant because you know he doesn't say it back or anything. We finally got back to his place and I was wondering if he was going to dump me! So I tried to ask him about it but he just switched on the TV. Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to sleep. then after about 10 minutes he joined me and we had sex, but he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I wanted to Leave but I just cried myself to sleep. I dunno, I just don't know what he thinks anymore. I mean, do you think he's met someone else?

The evening according to him:-
Chelsea lost, England lost. Knackered. Got a sh@g, though!

Quotes for Today:

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.
Roald Dahl  

A man is known by the company he avoids.

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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