Dirty Joke Of The Day
"Do ya wanna hear the dirty joke of the day??"
Assuming him a pervert, I hurriedly said, "No, please leave me alone," and continued on my way past him. He didn't follow, but he did yell after me.
"You don't?? Well I'll tell ya anyway!"
I was bracing for the worst. He croaked louder and louder as I steadily distanced myself.
"What did the dirt say on a rainy day?"
He paused, and then yelled out his expert punch line.
"He said, 'If this keeps up, my names gonna be mud!'"
All in all, it very easily could have been worse.