Tuesday 20th November 2018 - 22:45:04 

Do You Know How To Park


A young man was trying to park his car between two others.

He put it in reverse and bang- right into the car behind him.

He then went forward and bang- right into the car in front.

A young woman watching the maneuvet couldn’t contain herself. “Do you always park by ear” she asked?

Quotes for Today:

Strange how much you've got to know before you know how little you know.

Success in life is a matter not so much of talent or opportunity as of concentration and perseverance.
C. W. Wendte  

Success is the ability to go from one failure to the next without any loss of enthusiasm.

This can save your bacon


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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