Doctor In Newfoundland
"George, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".
"Yes, sir!" answers George.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So,George, how was your day?"
George told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him Asprin."
"Bravo Mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Alka-seltzer, sir" says George.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!'"
"Tunderin' lard Jesus George, what did you do?" asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes."