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Doe Re Mi Beer, By Homer J. Simpson.

 

DOUGH... the stuff...that buys me beer...

RAY..... the guy that sells me beer...

ME...... the guy... who drinks the beer,

FAR..... the distance to my beer

SO...... I think I'll have a beer...

LA...... La la la la la la beer

TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...

That will bring us back to...(Looks into an empty glass)

D'OH!

Quotes for Today:

Virtue is often the result of insufficient temptation.
George Cheers 


Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.
 


We all have our time machines. Some take us back, they're called memories. Some take us forward, they're called dreams.
Jeremy Irons 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯



The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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