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Does It Scare You Because You Can Pay Off My Debts Better Than Your Country


Does it scares you because you can pay off my debts better than your country
I used to worry
about the
"End of the World"
but now with inflation
I only worry about
the end of the month.

This can save your bacon

Quotes for Today:

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy.

Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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