Doesn't He Look Happy
'Doesn't he look happy?'
'Yes,' said the widow Finnegan. 'He died in his sleep and he doesn't know he's dead yet! In fact,' she went on, 'if he wakes up in the morning the shock will kill him!'
Taking the pills?
'Are the tablets doing you any good?' asked the doctor.
'Well, to be honest,' said Murphy, 'I haven't started taking them yet.'
'Why ever not?' asked the doctor.
'Well,' said Murphy, 'you told me to swallow them after a hot bath and I haven't finished swallowing the hot bath yet!