Wednesday 12th December 2018 - 11:57:41 

Dog For Sale: Or Free To Good Home.

 

Answers to the name of Rolly.

Excellent guard dog.

Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, rapists or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

Most of them know him as 'holy sh*t!!'

Your help will be appreciated.

Dog for sale





Another good one from: Howard

This can save your bacon
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Quotes for Today:

It is not what they say about you, it’s what they whisper.
 


It is not what you say you are, but what you do that defines you.
 


It is one of the most beautiful compensations of life, that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself
Ralph Waldo Emerson  





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