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Don't Be An Oxymoron...

 

Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's just on the surface.


Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?


Profanity sucks.


If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.


The world's full of apathy, but I don't care.


Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.


Prejudiced people are all alike.


What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?


Exaggeration is not all it's cracked up to be.


Evil is not all bad.


I'm still not sure if I understand ambiguity.


Always be on the lookout for conspicuousness.


There's no such thing as nonexistence.


Cooperation can only be reached if we work together.


As far as I'm concerned, treachery will sometimes bring loyalty into question.


He doesn't have much of a reputation, or so I've heard.


I disagree with unanimity.


I have my doubts about disbelief.


Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.


One should never generalize.


Avoid clich้s like the plague.


Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.


On one hand, I'm indecisive, but on the other, I'm not.


I have a twin brother; he's identical, but I'm not.


Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.


Death to all fanatics!


An oral contract isn't worth the paper it’s written on.


If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure.


I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!


I always wanted to be a procrastinator!


Rehab is for quitters!


The shortest distance between two points is how far apart they are.


Don't be redundant by repeating yourself.


Grammar has gots to be one of the most importantest things ever.


My identity lies in not knowing who I am.


I am becoming increasingly worried that there isn't enough anxiety in my life.


I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid.


Free advice is worth what you paid for it.


I keep telling myself that I am a pathological liar, but I am not sure if I believe it.


Not only am I redundant and superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary.


There are only three kinds of people: people who can count and people who can't.


Reality is a big, nasty, vicious dragon, but I don't believe in dragons.

Quotes for Today:

Life is a comedy to those who think, and a tragedy for those who feel.
 


Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance
 


Life must be dedicated to a destiny, in order to have a meaning.
Jose Ortega Y Gasset 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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