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Down Under


A small plane crashed in the Australian outback where the sole survivor is a baby boy.

A pack of dingo dogs who happened to be nursing their own pups suckled the baby boy and actually raised him until he was found at age of 10 by a missionary couple who adopted him.

Incapable of human speech at first,he catches up fast as the devoted missionary couple taught him not only to speak, read, and write but to master calculus and speek French.

At age 15 the boy gets early admission to Harvard and 3 years later he's ready to start his first year of Medical School when he was run over and killed chasing a car.

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Quotes for Today:

Pay Your Taxes With A Smile - I tried ... but the lady said, 'Cash Only'

People There are three kinds of people: Those who make things happen, Those who watch things happen, and Those who don't know what the hell is happening!

Perfection is an ongoing process. There is only one constant: - change!

This can save your bacon


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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