Thursday 2nd December 2021 - 17:08:09 



Johnny was taking his new girlfriend for a drive in his new Proton Savvy from KL to Ipoh. When he picked her up he noticed she was wearing a really sexy mini-skirt that showed off her silky smooth legs. Johnny had never seen such lovely legs before and it made him hot and horny.

As they were driving north he couldn’t stop think about her legs and building up the courage he slowly put out his hand and gently began to caress her thighs. Looking at him with a knowing smile, she cooed “you can go further if you want....”

So he drove to Penang.

Quotes for Today:

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.

If you don't risk anything you risk even more.
Erica Jong 

If you have never made a mistake, then you have never done anything of significance.

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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