Drunken Stupor

Sunday 1st October 2023 - 03:42:40

A married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant.

The husband kept looking over at a nearby table where a lady sat in a drunken stupor.

The wife asks "I notice you've been watching that lady for some time now. Do you know her?

"Yes" he replies, "she's my ex-wife, and has been drinking like that since I left her seven years ago."

"That's unbelievable" the wife replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."

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