Duck Walks Into A Bar...
A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, we have no bread."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, we haven't got any f****** bread."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f****** bread! Ask me again and I'll nail your f****** beak to the bar you irritating b*stard of a f****** bird!"
Duck: "Got any nails?"
Barman: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?
Barman: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, we have no bread."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, we haven't got any f****** bread."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f****** bread! Ask me again and I'll nail your f****** beak to the bar you irritating b*stard of a f****** bird!"
Duck: "Got any nails?"
Barman: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?