Dustman Calls To Collect The Dustbin
He knocks on the door and a Chinese man comes out. The dustman says "Where's; your bin"?
Chinese man says I bin in the bedroom.
Dustman says "No where is your dust bin"?
Chinese man says "I just told you I dust bin in the bedroom".
Dustman says "NO, where is your wheelie bin".
Chinese man says "ok I wheelie been having a wank".