Sunday 2nd April 2023 - 03:34:45 

Dustman Calls To Collect The Dustbin


He knocks on the door and a Chinese man comes out. The dustman says "Where's; your bin"?

Chinese man says I bin in the bedroom.

Dustman says "No where is your dust bin"?

Chinese man says "I just told you I dust bin in the bedroom".

Dustman says "NO, where is your wheelie bin".

Chinese man says "ok I wheelie been having a wank".

Quotes for Today:

Random Thought #46 The tip of a 2cm long hour-hand on a wristwatch travels at 0.00000275 mph.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Albert Einstein 

Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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