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E-bay Ripoff!!


'bought a penis enlarger from EBay for $50

Bastards sent me a magnifying glass...

Instructions said, "Do not use in the sunlight".

Quotes for Today:

Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

Take my hand and walk along with me, not ahead of me; otherwise I may not follow you.

Taoism: shit happens
Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit
Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah
Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it
Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?
Atheism: I don't believe this shit


This can save your bacon


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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