Q: Which one of our natural resources will become exhausted first?
A: The Taxpayer.
I've written books on advertising – cheque books.
I am having an out of money experience.
It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up a bank
Financial markets have a very safe way of predicting the future. They cause it.
For some time I've been speculating on commodities: heavily buying into both the Coffee and Chocolate markets.
It's unfortunate we can't buy many business executives for what they are worth and sell them for what they think they are worth.
The same people who laugh at fortune tellers take economists seriously.
My bank lets me send a text message and it'll text back with my balance. It's a cool feature but I didn't think the LOL was necessary.
True wealth is not comparing yourself to others, but enjoying what you have. Especially when you have more than everyone else.
Whenever I go near a bank I get withdrawal symptoms.
A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.
If at first you don't succeed: try management.
They have two tellers in my bank, except when it's busy they have one.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Economics is the only profession where you can gain great eminence without ever being right.
I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few.