Wednesday 22nd May 2019 - 18:28:42 

Eliza, Your Computer Therapist

The *FREE* computer therapist to solve all your family, relationship, work problems and hangups

Say hello to Eliza:

Eliza says:
This can save your bacon

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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