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I hate it when guys try to pick up girls on Facebook. I think its really sad .... if you agree ladies drop me a message and we'll talk about it xx ;-)
"I can see for miles."
Said Miles's guide dog, quite unexpectedly.
I bought a herb plant today,
I think it's mint.
Did you hear the one about the pregnant dog that wandered onto the M1?
She stopped along the shoulder, had her puppies and was promptly arrested for littering.
I wonder if a camel ever looks down and thinks "wow 4 fanny's"
If at first you don't succeed! .....Skydiving's not for you!!
Why did the cow go on holiday? Cause it had a wee calf
How do you smell dyslexic?
What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - - and catches them!
A soft drinks factory has suffered a major leak, flooding a nearby village with thousands of litres of lemonade.
Reports suggest dozens of people have been schwepped away.
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