Tuesday 18th December 2018 - 17:35:09 

Facebook Status Update Button Needed

 


Facebook status updates should be _ I Just Need Attention

This can save your bacon
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Quotes for Today:

I wept because I had no shoes, until I saw someone who had no feet.
Ancient Persioan saying 


I would advise anyone not to have sex before marriage as you might be late for the wedding.
 


I'd like to grow very old as slowly as possible.
 





The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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