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Facts About Reindeer And Father Christmas

 

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer loose their antlers at the beginning of each winter, usually late November to mid-December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers until after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa’s reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should’ve known… ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all the way around the world in one night and not get lost!

Quotes for Today:

Guess, how to make your dreams come true.... Wake Up!!!
 


Happiness is an empty sac!
 


Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
 

This can save your bacon
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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