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Fat Free - For All Those Following A Diet

 

Seafood diet
I stopped at a fast food restaurant recently. I was fascinated by a sign which offered Fat Free French Fries. I decided to give them a try. I was dismayed when the clerk pulled a basket of fries from the fryer which were dripping with fat. He filled a bag with these fries and put them in my order.

"Just a minute" I said! 'Those aren't fat free".

"Yes, they are. We only charge for the potatoes.... The fat is free"!


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This can save your bacon
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Quotes for Today:

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
Paul Erdos (1913-1996) 


A morning without coffee is like something without something else.
 


A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
George Bernard Shaw, Irish playwright, essayist and literary critic (1856-1950) 


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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