Fat Free - For All Those Following A Diet
I stopped at a fast food restaurant recently. I was fascinated by a sign which offered Fat Free French Fries. I decided to give them a try. I was dismayed when the clerk pulled a basket of fries from the fryer which were dripping with fat. He filled a bag with these fries and put them in my order.
"Just a minute" I said! 'Those aren't fat free".
"Yes, they are. We only charge for the potatoes.... The fat is free"!