Tuesday 15th June 2021 - 04:08:34 

Father O'malley Went To Visit Patrick Shanahan In The Hosptital.


They spoke for a while and then Patrick said, "Father, can ya come closer, please".

And so they spoke, but again, Patrick asked, "Forgive me Father, but can you come a little closer, I'd be havin' trouble hearing ya..."

So again, the Priest came closer. But again, Patrick asked the Father to come closer.

"Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, lad. I'm pratically shouting and right on top of you"!

"I know Father. But in here, they don't allow me any sensible drink, and your breath is like a breeze from heaven".

Quotes for Today:

One day, my ship will come. And with my luck, I'll be waiting at the airport!

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.

One way to keep momentum going is to constantly have greater goals.
Michael Korda  

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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