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Fatherly Advice From The Priest

 

A man went to see his priest and stated in a very serious tone, "Father, something horrible is happening and I must talk to you about it".

"What is wrong, my son" asked the priest?

"My wife is poisoning me" stated the man.

The priest, very shocked by this, asked, ""How can that be"?

"I'm tell you, Father, I'm positive she's poisoning me. What should I do" the man pleaded?

"Tell you what. Let me talk to her. I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know" said the priest.

A few days later, the priest called the man and said, "Well, I have spoken with your wife. We spoke on the phone for almost four hours. Do you want my advice"?

The man anxiously replied, "Yes".

"Take the poison" said the priest!

Quotes for Today:

Design is not abundance of simplicity, it is absence of complexity. Think different, think fluidly, think lean.
 


Despite the high cost of living it remains popular
 


Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!
Will Rogers 


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