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Fatherly Advice To His Daughter

 

A young college student came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!"

"I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad.

"You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble."

"What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the state," he said. "there must be some mistake."

"I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just returned one of my cheques with a note saying "Insufficient Funds".

Quotes for Today:

We work to become, not to acquire.
Elbert Hubbard 


What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I'd realized it sooner.
Anonymous 


When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.
Herman Hesse  

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯



The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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