Wednesday 12th December 2018 - 23:00:35 

Female Distracted Driving Incident

 

Everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which gender you are......


This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror and putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds...
So I could continue shaving and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on her mnakeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily, but she scared me so much; I had to put on my seat belt and I dropped my electric shaver, Which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all The confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my Cell Phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs! Splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers!!!

Quotes for Today:

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
Alex Levine, author 


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Albert Einstein 


Opportunity comes but does not linger.
Nepalese proverb 

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