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Saturday 2nd July 2022 - 00:54:26 

Feminine Logic

 

Ralph and Mary were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy morning. Ralph suddenly said, "Mary, if I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff".

"Now why would you want me to do something like that" Mary asked?

"I figure that you would eventually remarry, and I don't want some other jerk using my stuff..."

"What makes you think I'd marry another jerk"?

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Quotes for Today:

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein 


Opportunity comes but does not linger.
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