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Fifty Shades Of Grey .....Hair

 

The missus bought a
Paperback down Mumbles, Saturday,
I had a look in to her bag;
T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
Fifty shades of gray

Well I just left her to it,
At ten I went to bed.
And, one hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.


In her left hand, she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.


Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Doris hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week.


Watching Doris bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
Things they went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!


She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and
Said that I must dominate her!!


Now if you knew our Doris,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
From our last mad sex, I muttered.


She stood there nude, all naked like;
Bent forward just a bit...
So I thought what the hell,
Stepped forward,
but stood on her left tit!


Doris screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!


Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say, my jet black hair,
Turned "fifty shades of Grey".



Contributor: Howard


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Quotes for Today:

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
 


Give us clear vision that we may know where to stand and for what to stand, because unless we stand for something we shall fall for anything.
Peter Marshall 


Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.
Jimmy DeMaret  


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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